Alright folks, buckle up. Today I decided to actually try out that "find the strongest demon" thing everyone keeps buzzing about online. Sounded kinda silly but hey, gotta see for myself, right?
Getting Started Was Surprisingly Simple
First things first, I needed a target. Grabbed my dusty old pocket mirror, the one with the chipped corner - good enough. Went outside at high noon, like the old wives’ tales said. Sun blasting down, made me squint.
Held the mirror up, angled it so the sun bounced off onto the ground nearby. Nothing fancy. Then, following some janky instructions I pieced together from three different forums, I just mumbled: "Show yourself, strongest one walking nearby." Felt ridiculous standing in my driveway muttering to a mirror.

The Waiting Game (And Some Staring)
Zilch. Nada. Just birds chirping. NOT gonna lie, felt pretty stupid. Almost gave up. Then I remembered someone mentioning patience. So I stood there, mirror tilted, sunbeam on the dirt, forcing myself to look really closely at that spot of light. Not just glance, but REALLY stare, unfocus my eyes a bit.
It took a few minutes, felt like an hour. But then... the light on the ground seemed to... shift. Not like a cloud passing, different. Patterns started forming, faint shimmering shapes, kinda like heat haze but more structured. Messed with my eyes.
Deciphering The Light Riddles
Alright, light is doing something! Cool. Now what? Looked at the patterns. Couldn’t make heads or tails. Triangles? Jagged lines? Random glitters? Stuck again. Decided to just zone out and watch it passively, like cloud gazing. Stopped trying so hard to "figure it out."
Slowly, very slowly, stuff started clicking. A repeating pattern emerged – a sharp triangle hitting a circle shape repeatedly. Then a flash that felt... aggressive. This didn't feel nice, folks. This felt like seeing a fight in shimmer. The triangle pattern kept overwhelming the circle. Okay, getting somewhere. Strongest = most aggressive?
The "Test" That Proved It (Kinda)
So, theory time. If that shimmer-fight showed the top dog nearby, it should react if I challenged the idea. Stupid, maybe, but had to try. Focused hard on the light spot, thought really defiantly: "I doubt YOU'RE the strongest. Show me someone else."

WHAMMO. The light pattern went bonkers. Like static fireworks. The triangle shape flared super bright, intense, almost stinging my eyes, and completely drowned out any other shape trying to form for a solid ten seconds. Then it settled back, dominant. Message received, loud and clear. Felt like getting mentally shoved. Pretty convincing argument.
The Verdict? It Actually Worked?
So, step-by-step, this is what went down:
- Got mirror (any reflective surface probably works)
- Used high noon sunlight (brightest source)
- Reflected light onto nearby ground
- Asked/demanded to see the strongest nearby
- Made myself stare patiently until light changed
- Watched the light patterns like weird abstract TV
- Saw a dominant pattern emerge through "conflict"
- Tested by mentally challenging it, got smacked down (non-physically)
Did I actually find some invisible demon overlord chilling near my azaleas? Beats me. But something responded through that light, something that ticked all the boxes for "strongest presence" according to the method. It felt surprisingly real, not just my imagination. Was it dangerous? Didn't stick around to find out. Finished the test and noped inside for a coffee. Interesting practice? Yeah. Gonna do it daily? Heck no. My nerves ain't built for that. Try at your own risk! Coulda just gone to work today...