Woke up today and thought: dude, my school routine sucks. Always rushing, forgetting stuff, feeling half asleep in class. Time to actually plan this crap out for once.
Step 1: Pre-game prep (night before)
Dumped my nasty backpack upside down on the floor. Found three moldy granola bars and a crumpled history test from last month. Gross. Organized everything into actual sections:
- Left pocket: Pencils, highlighters, that weird calculator
- Right pocket: Charger, earbuds, emergency snack
- Main part: Folders color-coded by subject (blue for science, red for math, etc)
Turns out I did own whiteboard markers. They were under my bed covered in dust bunnies.
Step 2: Morning madness attack
Set alarm for 6:30am instead of 7:15am. Woke up, hit snooze twice, finally rolled outta bed at 6:55. Threw on jeans and hoodie - no "outfit crisis" today. Ate banana while scribbling priority tasks on my bedroom whiteboard:
- Finish chem lab questions
- Study Spanish vocab during bus ride
- Ask Mr. Davis about quiz retake
Forgot lunch again but remembered the emergency snack bar. Progress?
Step 3: School battlefield execution
Chemistry first period. Actually opened blue folder before class. Pretended to understand the gas laws. Highlighted key formulas like a boss. During break, went straight to locker to swap books instead of wandering like lost puppy.
Spanish class sucked less cause I memorized elefante and paraguas on the bus. Still can’t roll my R’s though.
Step 4: Aftermath & carnage report
Good stuff first:
- Didn’t forget gym shoes (for once)
- Turned in chem homework BEFORE bell rang
- Actually wrote down math homework correctly
Epic fails:
- Emergency snack bar melted into weird goo
- Color-coding folders? More like messy rainbow explosion by 3rd period
- Still missed the bus after school chasing down Mr. Davis
Biggest win? Didn’t panic before any tests. Felt kinda... organized? Weird sensation.
Final verdict
Did I "rock" school? More like awkwardly head-banged without hurting myself. BUT knowing where crap was saved my dumb ass multiple times. Gonna keep the backpack zones and whiteboard thing. Might even try packing lunch tomorrow. Maybe.
