Alright, so I’ve been tinkering with something a bit different lately, and I figured I’d share the process. The title kind of gives it away: a Trojan War Hero crossword. Sounds a bit niche, I know, but stick with me. It turned out to be quite the little project.
Getting Started - The Spark
It all started, as these things often do, pretty randomly. I was thumbing through an old book on Greek myths, you know, the kind with the dramatic illustrations. And it hit me – these characters, Achilles, Hector, Odysseus – they’re practically household names, even now. I thought, why not try to weave them into a crossword? Seemed like a good way to stretch the old grey matter.
The Nitty-Gritty: Listing the Heroes
First things first, I needed a list. This was fun, actually. I grabbed a notepad and just started scribbling names. The big ones were easy: Achilles, Hector, Odysseus, Agamemnon, Paris, Menelaus. Then I started thinking about the slightly less front-and-center folks. Patroclus, definitely. Ajax – both of them, the Greater and the Lesser, though for a crossword, 'AJAX' is just fine. Diomedes, a real powerhouse. Cassandra, though maybe 'hero' is a stretch, but pivotal, absolutely pivotal. I had to make some calls, you know? Can’t include everyone. My list was getting pretty long, and I knew not all of them would fit, or have names that play nice in a grid.

Crafting the Grid - Pencils and Erasers
Next up, the grid itself. Now, I know there's software for this. Fancy programs that can whip up a crossword in minutes. But where's the fun in that? I’m a bit old-school. So, I dug out some graph paper. A sharp pencil and a good eraser, that’s my toolkit. I started trying to fit the longer names first. 'AGAMEMNON' and 'ODYSSEUS' were good candidates to build around. It’s like a puzzle before you even get to the puzzle part. Lots of sketching, erasing, muttering to myself. "No, that won't work there..." "If I put HECTOR here, then PARIS can cross it..." You get the idea. It took a few tries, believe me. My first attempt looked like a dog’s dinner.
I remember this one time, years ago, I tried to make a crossword about different types of cheese. Sounds easy, right? Wrong. 'GOUDA' and 'CHEDDAR' are fine, but try fitting 'ROQUEFORT' neatly with 'MOZZARELLA' and 'CAMEMBERT' without it looking like a mess. My wife took one look and just chuckled, said I had too much time on my hands. Maybe she was right then, but this Trojan War thing felt different, more purposeful!
Writing the Clues - The Real Brain Teaser
Once I had a grid I was reasonably happy with, a nice symmetrical-ish thing with a good mix of word lengths, it was time for the clues. This, for me, is where the real creativity comes in. You want them to be challenging, but not impossible. A bit of wit helps too. For 'ACHILLES', I toyed with something like "Famous heel (7)" – maybe a bit on the nose, but hey. For 'HELEN', "Her face launched a thousand ships (and this puzzle!) (5)". I tried to vary them, some straightforward, some a bit more cryptic.
- For example, for 'PARIS', something like "Judgmental prince who sparked a war (5)."
- For 'AJAX', perhaps "Mighty Greek warrior, not the cleaner (4)."
It’s a balancing act. You don't want to make it so obscure that no one can solve it. That just frustrates people. I reread them, tweaked them, tried to put myself in the solver's shoes.
The Final Polish
Then came the numbering, of course. Across and Down. Double-checking every square, every word, every clue. Making sure there were no orphaned letters or impossible combinations. I even solved it myself, pretending I hadn’t made it, just to see how it flowed. There's a real satisfaction in seeing it all come together.

So, that was my little adventure into the world of Trojan War heroes and crossword construction. It took a good few afternoons, a fair bit of head-scratching, and probably more coffee than is strictly healthy. But it was a good, solid, engaging bit of work. Way better than just zoning out in front of the TV, if you ask me. Maybe I'll tackle the Gods of Olympus next. Or perhaps I'll just stick to gardening for a bit.