My Research Rabbit Hole
So this morning, I sat down at my messy desk thinking, "Who actually won those dang Crusades everyone argues about?" Specifically, that big fight between Richard the Lionheart and Saladin. Gotta say, I jumped right down a history rabbit hole. Fired up the laptop, grabbed my cold coffee, and started digging. Typed in searches like crazy, bouncing between dusty online archives and some kinda dry university pages. You know how it goes.
What I Felt Like I Knew (Probably Wrong)
- Brave European knights vs. scary Muslim warriors (simple story, right?).
- Richard = big hero king fighting for God.
- Saladin = the fierce opponent.
- Crusades ended with a big win or a big loss... I wasn't actually sure which.
Dug deeper, sifting through a ton of old chronicles translated online – boring stuff, hard to read. Kept pushing, found some battle maps, lists of cities changing hands constantly. Realized it was messy, real messy. Not knights-in-shining-armor charging castles kinda clean.

The Ugly Truth I Found
My jaw dropped reading about the Third Crusade – the main Richard vs. Saladin round. Turns out, they fought each other bloody near exhaustion but nobody really landed a knockout punch.
Here’s the kicker:
- Richard pulled off some amazing battle wins (Arsuf, anyone?), showing pure guts pushing his troops hard.
- But Saladin? Dude was smart. Played defense like a champ, scorched the earth, avoided massive losses. His guys knew the land, used hit-and-run tactics.
- Richard never even got Jerusalem back – the whole point of the thing! Couldn't crack Saladin’s defenses.
- Instead? They made a deal. A truce, signed on paper like business partners. Christians could visit Jerusalem safely? But Muslims kept control of the place? Seriously?
- Richard basically ran out of money, men were sick, nobles back home scheming against him. He bailed.
So… who won? Sitting there, blinking at the screen, I felt kinda dumb. Nobody won. It was a massive stalemate! All that fighting, all that death… and the main prize, Jerusalem, stayed firmly with Saladin's forces. Richard got a flimsy truce and skedaddled back to Europe. Felt more like a messy draw nobody wanted to admit.
Why This Sticks With Me
Honestly? The big twist came later. After closing like twenty tabs on battles and sieges, I remembered something stupid.
My kid had a school history fair last month. Project on "Heroes and Villains". He picked Saladin. My initial reaction? "That’s... the other side, buddy. Maybe pick Richard?" But I kept quiet. Helped him glue glitter on a cardboard sword instead of doing real research.

Now? After diving deep today, turns out my kid was closer to the mark. Saladin held the city. Kept his power. Richard got a promise of safe passage for pilgrims and had to get himself out of a bad situation. History sold us a story of lionhearted glory, but the gritty details scream compromise and exhaustion. Was even telling my wife over dinner – felt like a fool correcting myself from what I thought I knew just weeks ago. Shows you gotta look past the shiny legends sometimes, right? Real history is messy. Like my kid’s glitter-covered cardboard sword project... kinda looked impressive till you looked close.